‘Get ready to cheersplode baby!’ Borderlands 3, 2019

Happy Monday everyone! I’ve just got back from a holiday, so I am writing this a week in advance. Look at me, being ahead. But just in case they release more on this, I will be behind in adding it to the end. For now this will be a quick one. Because hype, hype, hype!

The splash art for the pre-order – Borderlands 3, 2K Games, 2019

Like everyone ever, I am hyped for Borderlands 3. The first two games and the pre-sequel are three of my favourite games. I love getting together with my looter-bros and going and killing some flaming psychos for their fancy guns.
Did you ever use the screaming guns in Borderlands 2? I think it was called the bane? It literally screams every time you shoot it, as if a psycho was living inside of it. For no reason what-so-ever, it’s not a good gun at all, it is my favourite gun. It’s fun and stupid. That’s why I love it.
Not only are the games fun but their stories are so well thought out. The Pre-sequel actually made me like Handsome Jack. I felt sorry for him. Really sorry for him.

Guns with legs! –
Borderlands 3, 2K Games, 2019

I do have some reservations about the classes. I like to play Siren – nothing will live up to Maya in my opinion – but the new siren is a melee character, seemingly. That’s not usually my kind of thing. Trying to figure out who plays who in my looter-group could be difficult.
Oh and it’s Epic Store exclusive for 6 months – why?! That bugs me so much – exclusives are bad!
But that’s not too many negatives – 2 out of how ever many I could have. I am excited. Really excited.

Catch the trailer here!

Are you excited for Borderlands 3? Did you play 1, 2 and the pre-sequel? What are your thoughts on what we know so far? Leave a comment down below!

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‘Grunge is a good look for you.’ – Captain Marvel, 2019

Happy Monday folks! I somehow forgot to post last week, but my excuse was it was a super hectic week in the lead up to Easter. Seb was with me a few weeks ago and we went to see the big Superhero movie out – Captain Marvel. Check out my thoughts!

Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel, using her powers – Captain Marvel, Walt Disney Studios, 2019

We’re in the year that this librarian was born – 1995 – on the Kree planet of Hala (yes those bad guys). A member of their starforce, (Carol Dan) Vers, suffers from amnesia and recurring nightmares with an unknown woman. Yon-Rogg, her mentor and commander (played by Jude Law, in a pair of contacts which just makes him look so uncanny valley I struggled to look at him), trains her to harness her powers and not let them take over, whilst the Supreme Intelligence, who runs the Kree – and turns up looking like the person someone most respects (In Ver’s situation, it’s the unknown woman).
Long story short – Carol is on an adventure to find out who she actually is, with all the crazy Marvel shenanigans along the way!

Agent Fury and Carol Danvers, chilling in a warehouse – Captain Marvel, Walt Disney Studios, 2019

I have to say I liked Captain Marvel. It was a good date night film. We both seemed to enjoy sitting there for a couple hours and watching it. @sebonthesilvermountain has more wrong with it than I did. But I’ve never watched all of the Marvel movies, as I have no inclination to. I pick and chose which look best to me – and Captain Marvel looked interesting. I’m totally for female empowerment.
However, I’m not sure Brie Larson was the right pick of Captain Marvel. Tom Holland can hold a scene as Spiderman, but I’m not sure that Brie can as Captain Marvel. I’m interested to see how she is in Avengers before I make a final decision on her – but right now I think the plot was great and it looked stunning… but maybe she’s not right for the role?

What were your thoughts on Captain Marvel? Did you love it or hate it? Was it 1990’s enough for you? What about Brie Larson?

‘That Harley is a fop and a prat and smells like a ninety-six year-old French whore’s vajuju.’ – The Favourite, 2019

Hello everyone – long time not see! I have been having WordPress issues (for some reason it’s not loading on my google chrome) so I’m having to use incognito mode? Yeah, I don’t know either.

Queen Anne VS Queen Anne – The Favourite, Film4 and others, 2019

Last weekend, I went to see The Favourite with my Mum and Dad, before it left the movie theatre. It’s a good Friday evening activity after a long week at work.
Here’s a quick premise: It’s 1708 and Britain is at war, with France (duh.) Queen Anne is in bad health, and seems to hate governing – she prefers to do childish activities like playing cards or playing with her rabbits. Her adviser, Sarah Churchill, is basically in charge, Anne does everything she says. Sarah basically controls everything, and hates to be challenged. Queue Abigail – her cousin. Fallen from grace, Abigail gets in with the Queen and attempts to change her views on Sarah; she wants to be as in control as her cousin is. Does she succeed? (I’m pretty sure we all know the answer by now).

Nicholas Hoult is amazing in this film! – The Favourite, Film4 and others, 2019

So this was a weird movie. I wanted to see it because I was working at Hatfield House when it was filmed, so I saw a lot of the filming being done. It was really interesting seeing a film from the inside, and sitting in a theatre knowing where each scene was filmed.
It looks immaculate, and It was so interesting to see each scene take place. I liked the bit where they were running back and forth in the hallway – pushing the wheelchair the full length at full speed. That looked really fun.
I loved the power dynamics of this film. Especially the end where Anne gets all her power back, forcing Abigail into a servant’s position again. After there was this weird bit with rabbits, which I still don’t know the symbolism of it a week later. Is it about the cyclical nature of children? I have no idea. I’m not sure anyone knows really.

All in all, I really liked this film. It was weird and quirky, like All is True, which I had seen a little previously to this. I like these weird historical films. I dig them. Everyone should.

Check out the trailer down below!

It’s good to be back! What should I see next? Or read next? What would you like me to review?

Having WordPress Issues

Hey all! How are we? Long time, no see.

What I can promise you is that my review this week (that’s right I am back, babies!) is it was on Brooklyn 99. What I can’t promise you is a review as WordPress is not working properly.

I am going to see how it goes over the beginning of the week before I send them a message.

I will have to see you guys next week :(.

After Brooklyn 99 what would you like to see me review? I can’t wait to be back!

February Absence 2019

Hey guys!

Just a quickie to say I have decided to take a month off as I am applying for jobs and ramping up my hours at work! I just needed some time off! Sorry!

I now have a switch – so look out for game reviews from there!

Bear with me till March! (Maybe you’ll get a cheeky review before then!)

Have you ever had to take a bit of time out? I can only apologise! Keep with me and leave a comment down below about what you want me to review!

‘I am a match for any man’ – The White Queen, 2013

Happy Monday, everyone! I hope we all got over ‘Blue Monday’ (the 3rd Monday in January – apparently it’s the most depressing day of the year) and didn’t have too much snow during the week! I’ve had an up and down week, but I am back to feeling better! Hooray!
This week’s tele came around a little differently than normal. I saw a trailer for the new STARZ tv show The Spanish Princess

The Trailer for The Spanish Princess – The Spanish Princess, STARZ, 2019

… and then remembered that there were other STARZ shows in the vein of Reign (semi-historical romance dramas – right up my street!) So I went out of my way to find copies of The White Queen (this weeks review) and The White Princess (a future review). Without further ado, let me tell you about The White Queen!

King Edward VI and Queen Elizabeth, expecting another child. Was it a girl? – The White Queen, BBC/STARZ, 2013

The White Queen is set in the War of the Roses – a time when Britain was divided by two houses both vying for power. It revolves around the women who were influential in it; Elizabeth Woodville of York – who marries Edward to become Queen, Margaret Beaufort of Lancaster – Mother to Henry Tudor, and Anne Neville, who changed sides from York, to Lancaster, to York – wife of Richard III – each manipulating things to go their own way. Although the series is called The White Queen, it adapts 3 of Phillipa Gregory’s books – The White Queen (focused on Elizabeth), The Red Queen (focused on Margaret) and The Kingmaker’s Daughter (focused on Anne Neville). It begins in 1464, 9 years after the beginning of the war, and finishes in 1485. With no spoilers to be wary of, as it’s actual history please find a brief recap of the history here.


King Richard III and his wife Queen Anne Neville – The White Queen, BBC/STARZ, 2013

People should know by now, I love a good historical drama. See my reviews of shows like Outlander. Give me a period outfit, with corset and braided hair any day!
I love the conflict in them, and kind of feel like I’m learning stuff all at the same time. As with a lot of these shows, things move through time quite quickly, and the adults don’t age – so their children end up looking the same age as they do. The acting is quite good, and I do feel immersed. I never find that STARZ shows have ‘bad’ acting. Sometimes eye-rolling plot, but the actors are never the reason for that. I am excited to watch the sequel, The White Princess and The Spanish Princess after that!

Have you seen The White Queen? What did you think Are you as into period dramas as I am?

‘Being dead can’t be easy…’ – Delicious, 2016 – Present

Happy Monday everyone! How are we all this week? I hope well! I have enjoyed a weekend at home binge watching tele – I do realise I haven’t reviewed a book here in a while… I do aim to change that…I promise. But anyway, I have been binge watching as I work (no shocks there) and noticed I missed the new season of Delicious. So I binged that over the weekend. So without further ado…here’s my review of it all so far!

Gina and Sam cooking together in the kitchen – Delicious, Sky One, 2016 – Present

Gina is the first wife of Leo, who owned a very successful hotel and was a prominent chef. He owes much of his success to her – she taught him everything there is to know about cooking. He divorced her and married another woman, Sam. Even though Gina is now in the background, Leo has gone from strength to strength. Gina has never left his life, and he dances around his relationships with them both. And then he dies. Leaving them, and their dysfunctional family, to get on with their lives and each other. To try to run the hotel without him.

Teresa, Leo and Michael in Cornwall – Delicious, Sky One, 2016 – Present

I have always liked this show. I like Dawn French, Emilia Fox and Iain Glenn in their roles – It’s really nice to see them all playing a more chill role, where they can be almost themselves (no dead people, comics or swords here!) Occasionally, I don’t like the how… out there the story is, but it’s so picturesque that I can over look it. The acting is good, the story is usually good. It’s a good show.
Sure when I watched the first season, I was a bit bemused about it being around, I like how easy it is to watch. I am also shocked that it’s in Cornwall, because it looks like a beautiful vineyard in Italy most of the time. I need to get myself to Pentillie Castle asap, because it’s beautiful.

People should get watching this, because I want another season! Go! Watch!

Have you seen Delicious? What do you think of it Do you love or hate it? Leave a comment down below!

‘Our babies will be smart and beautiful… Not to mention imaginary.’ – The Big Bang Theory, 2007 – 2019

Happy Monday, everyone! I, like everyone else, was back to work this week – so I’ve been finding some easy stuff to binge watch when I get home. Coming into 2019, I realised something. I have never seen all of The Big Bang Theory (I think you can see where this week’s review is going). I admit, I’ve not finished it all yet, but thought I’d give you all my thoughts. Without further here we go!

The Couples – The Big Bang Theory, Warner Bros., 2007-2019 

Everyone probably knows the plot of The Big Bang Theory but here’s a brief recap of the plot: Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Howard are all scientists at Cal Tech University, California. They are all best friends and all pretty brilliant in their fields. They spend most of their time playing video games, reading comic books, going to comic con – you know, the “usual nerd stuff.” Next door, a pretty waitress/actress named Penny moves in, and Leonard instantly falls for her. Each of them, bar Raj, also gets a girl (Bernadette for Howard and Amy for Sheldon). It’s about their lives as they traverse being super nerdy, weird and geeky with trying to fit in with society. Obviously, it’s quite difficult for them – it’s all part of the joke.

The gang – The Big Bang Theory, Warner Bros. 2007-2019

It may be the nostalgia talking, but I do like The Big Bang Theory. Sure it can occasionally be eye rolling, and I’m not sure that it would be as funny without the laughter track – which does play at the wrong time sometimes (it’s not always played at a funny bit). Sometimes it alienates nerds from others.
But I do like it. It IS funny. I understand their relationships with the friends, family and partners… and why they’re friends. I think the characters are funny. I may think otherwise in another 5 seasons, but on season 6 I am enjoying it. Enough to keep binge watching. It IS worth watching, just for something in the background. I do like it. Honest.

Have you seen The Big Bang Theory? What do you think? Love it or hate it? Leave a comment down below!

‘Nothing’s gone forever, only out of place’ – Mary Poppins Returns, 2018

Happy Monday everyone! I hope everyone’s got back to the grindstone and isn’t missing Christmas too much! I am back to work myself today, so I went to the cinema to celebrate the end of my holiday! There’s a few movies out at the moment that I want to see, but my mum asked if I would see this with her so we did! Without further ado, here is the sequel to Mary Poppins… Mary Poppins Returns!

Jack and Mary with the new Banks children; Annabel, John and little Georgie – Mary Poppins Returns, Walt Disney Pictures, 2019

As the title suggests, in this sequel Mary Poppins does indeed return to Cherry Tree Lane. In this one, she is played by Emily Blunt (known for other musicals such as Into the Woods, great 1990s movies such as Devil Wears Prada, being married to John Krasinski and being my top pick for the next Invisible Woman). Lin Manuel Miranda plays the new Bert – a lamplighter named Jack, who has just a bad a cockney accent as Dick Van Dyke – it’s how he knows Mary Poppins, he was a child when she first arrived on the scene and was Bert’s apprentice. Michael Banks, now an adult, is still living in his family home (his father has passed it onto him since his death) – but he’s in some financial bother. Long story short, the Banks are on the brink of losing their home. Thankfully, little Georgie catches a Mary Poppins at the end of his kite (yes the ‘Let’s Go Fly a Kite’ kite), and she helps to take over!

An adult Jane and Michael are shocked to see Mary at the door – Mary Poppins Returns, Walt Disney Pictures, 2018

I liked this sequel. I thought that Emily played a good Poppins. She didn’t try to be Andrews, which was good as I don’t think she was ever going to be – there’s just some things that are etched into stone, and one of those is Julie Andrews as Poppins to millions of children’s brains. This Poppins was a bit brasher, tougher – as if coming back has changed her (which I guess it has… literally). They kept the real life and animation, which was great. A bit of me was terrified they’d make it CGI, as they sacked all their animators a few years ago. But it still had the same charm – I just wished there was a bit more of it. Chris O’Dowd as an Irish Setter was actually quite funny, he’s a pretty good actor, and this solidified it for me. Lin Manuel Miranda was a good Bert substitute. To be honest, I liked ALL the characters. The adult Banks children were amazing – the joy of childhood had left them, and they seemed to forget if things they experienced as children were real or not.
At times it was pandering to the old movie – the same story beats happened in the same places, but overall that was to be expected. They wanted people to enjoy this movie.

I think people should see this movie, just for the reminiscing factor.

Have you seen Mary Poppins Returns? What did you think? Did it live up to the original or not? Leave a comment down below!

“And you, good sir. What brings you here?” – The Council, 2018

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas (for last week)

My review this week is a bit different. In that you’re going to get my thoughts as we play! This week I give you whole game play with @sebonthesilvermountain. Before the end of 2018 we’re going to get through as much of it as possible! (Ignore my croaky voice, I am progressively sicker during this game play!)

We’re playing The Council. A game set in 1793, we’re playing Louis de Richet, a member of a secret society, who has been invited to a private island off the shore of England, by Lord Mortimer. We’ve joined a tonne of well known historic guests – Napoleon and Washington to name a few. Join us as creepy tales ensue!

Below is episodes 1-3 of The Council

We’ll be streaming on Seb’s channel on New Years Eve! Come play with us!

Have you played The Council? What did you think? Would you have played it like us? What about your own gaming? Have you played anything good recently? Leave a comment down below.